What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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