you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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