Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I will be naked everywhere
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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