I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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