my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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