I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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