I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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