of course. lets lasso hookers.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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