Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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