Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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