My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
