I feel like abortions should bother me more
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Sober January is a disaster.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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