Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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