Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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