Those balls look pretty dangerous.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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