Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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