I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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