Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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