Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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