I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
