there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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