how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you win again, gameday.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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