you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
