Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
