I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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