Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Randomize
