i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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