would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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