do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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