just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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