i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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