covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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