I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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