i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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