i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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