Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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