Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He did a backflip because drugs
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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