That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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