I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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