Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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