shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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