What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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