yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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