But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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