Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
wow bdsm is so cute
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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