I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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