Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
