I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
