yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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