worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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