this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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