If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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