yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Randomize
