just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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