So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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