I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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