I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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