I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
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